Memphis got the Best Drivers bumper sticker

When I was learning how to drive, my brother would let me back his car out of the driveway every morning and warm it up for him to go to work. As a very cautious and self-aware 17-year old, I  was surprised he would trust me with such responsibility. One morning, I was making sure to not get too close to the gate on one side of the car so, to me, it made the most sense to overcompensate on the other side. Where there was also a gate. Needless to say, I fully scraped the side of my brother's car and broke the gate. To be clear, I tore it completely off of its hinges. And it hasn't been the same sense. This is proof that Memphis got the best drivers.